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Issue Nine

Is thirty-six pages of very short shorts, illustrations, and a truly strange comic strip which confuses and delights us. As with previous issues, it sports a silkscreen cover, hand-stitched thread binding, and smells vaguely of citrus.

Issue Eight

Will (hopefully) knock your socks off. This issue features eleven shorts ranging from a few hundred words to a few thousand, seven beautiful illustrations by John Lee, a small bonus mini-zine of humorous reviews folded into the thread binding, and a two-color silkscreen cover by Patrick Giroux. Read in a dark room with a glass of red wine for optimum literary pleasure.

Issue Seven

Features three tales of infatuation: a fictionalized account of stalking and loving graffiti artist Neckface, a story a man’s obsession with a soccer ball, and a tale of dirty punk-rock love. There are essays about elephants and bears in these pages, concert reviews of M.I.A., Jonathan Richman, and L.C.D. Soundsystem, practical home-buying advice and tactics, and much, much, more. Silk-screened cover, thread-bound.

One-Inch Pin (New & Improved!)

Pictured about is our old button, which we once described as “a charming one-inch pin featuring an illustration of Johnny atop a pink background.” Our new button is similar—slightly better, even—but due to lack of photographic skills, we are unable to capture its image. Imagine: exactly the same rabbit, in an identical pose, except with his outline drawn in red instead of black. Now, picture the pink background speckled with subtle white stars. Finally, visualize the matte white paper switched with acetate, resulting in a slightly metallic finish that blinds digital cameras like a second sun as their automatic flashes reflect back into their lenses. That’s what the new pins look like, basically. Take our word for it: they’re pretty sweet.

Date With a J.A. Representative

Based on your answers to a detailed questionnaire, we will pair you with the Johnny America Representative we believe most in need of liquor and food. If you’re not witty and good-looking, be prepared to foot the bill for three to four hours of heavy drinking. If you’re handsome or pretty, the J.A. Representative’s drink consumption will probably be moderate. You are warned if you’re ugly or annoying: many of our representatives can drink $200 in a night. Further, you will be responsible for all incidental costs—jukebox money, change for snacks, etc.—that the J.A. representative incurs over the course of the date. All drink, dinner, and transportation costs are soley your responsibility. We reserve the right to document the date’s activities and publish a review. Not responsible for broken hearts or venereal diseases.